Everything that matters, nothing at all.

laugh-addict:

It’s like…wait this sounds familar

Then you that one verse that makes you remember the song

Then you are like 

this!

^

(Source: phaibooty)

browsethestacks:

robbiebaldwin:

shubbabang:

Soap operas are so ridiculous

“She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came back from the dead and we don’t know how.”

superhero comics

€£€

It’s been rough lately. My brother went to jail for threatening to slit my mom’s throat, and decided to call me to get me to run to another town like 45 min away where some kid had all his stuff. But the kid wouldn’t give me anything unless we got his car out of impound (where it was because of my brother), only my brother was saying no get him out first, so I called the cops to see what could be done and they told me that they could not determine what was who’s so basically I could do nothing. On top of that he kept calling my phone so mom cut off my smart phone and gave me a shitty pay as you go phone which when its out of minutes I will probably just not have a phone at all. Then my ex-boss decided to pull me into the room with him and his boss and yell at me telling me how bad I am after they literally JUST gave me a raise. The entire time they would yell at me things they wanted fixed which they had never said to me, and when I asked why they didn’t bring these things up to me yelled at me that they did, then proceeded to ask me “are you done?” talking over me every time I tried to answer. Then put me on a grudging probation, when they had already obviously made up their mind. So I took a vacation with a friend, just said fuck it to that job and left the state for a little while. Only the friend and I are both incredibly empathetic, so every time I got upset it snowballed, and there were only two of us driving to North Cali with his puppy who was constantly chewing my shit. On the way back my car broke down the water pump went out and a gas line was hooked up wrong, I don’t know. Things I know about cars absolutely NOTHING. And I had to be back in Austin in time for work so I took leave of my friend and took a greyhound to a plane back home so I could get to work(second job well now only job but yeah) on time (I did thankfully) when I got there my manager told me an “unnamed male” had been calling the store saying I wasn’t out in Cali I was out partying and fucking off(which I was out partying in Cali but I got all my shit covered and let work know where I was), thankfully I didn’t get in trouble cause they believed me (and saw my pics from Cali). Got my car back, but apparently when they reassembled my car they put the timing belt on wrong and one of my gears had some broken teeth so I’m out another $500 for just the part. Oh and of course the cherry on top, my brother got out of jail yesterday and today proceeded to tell me that I’m a whore and I look like a clown and disown me, cause you know I didn’t get him out of jail by signing my name to a thing if he didn’t pay I would owe $15,000 to… yeah so how has everyone else here on tumblr been?

laugh-addict:

when hot people say looks don’t matter, it’s what’s inside that counts

 

(Source: urbran)

pyrilia:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

so i called him and

IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG